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BerryReview的另类十戒

别以为只有北京人贫，其实老外有时候也挺贫的，而且非常可爱，比如[url=http://www.berryreview.com/2008/08/15/berryreviewcoms-blackberry-ten-commandments/]BerryReview的这段原创的 BlackBerry Ten Commandments[/url]就是如此，翻译后就没那个意思了，直接分享下。
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[align=left]1. Thou shalt not turn off thy BlackBerry.[/align]3O6k:@p`Ibn&?Z bW
[align=left]2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s BlackBerry.[/align]
kk"Sj$K&S8k1xHx [align=left]3. Thou shalt not resort to thy neighbor’s PIN in vain.[/align]&q#`&d1w$|6Y
[align=left]4. Thou shalt respond to thy mail in a timely manner.[/align]p)T7w)Q)QM
[align=left]5. Thou shalt not download stupid voice-activated or other useless apps.[/align]
*?2q6E-Yz [align=left]6. Thou shalt remember that the BlackBerry is not a “phone”.[/align]&l I2Z%kpz
[align=left]7. Thou shalt accept data outages as partof the Holy BlackBerry Way, not let thy faith wane and not turn to thycarrier for providence. Thou shalt keep strong in thy heart theimmovable confidence that thy connection with The Way is never reallylost.[/align]
Kw_5Hv P:d+r [align=left]8. Thou shalt love, respect and heed thy kin, especially over BB Messenger.[/align] B4Dm7je1p0tYo2}
[align=left]9 Thou shalt know that there is a time and place for everything. For the BlackBerry, it’s all the time![/align]
)r+n^3c7cTCq [align=left]10. Thou shalt not worship false smartphones![/align]l_n'BBGT
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